Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Holy shit dude........stairs
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