My nipple is on Facebook.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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