Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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