In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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