dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you win again, gameday.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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