What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
he just fucked me for my cheese.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
