Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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