he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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