can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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