The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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