Will you blow on my dice?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
