Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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