69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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