how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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