All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I believe in your delicious
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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