Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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