I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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