I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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