If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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