eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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