You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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