I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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