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(248): View more from Michigan

I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass

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(707): View more from California

please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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(904): View more from Florida

whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?

(518): View more from New York

I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game

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(630): View more from Illinois

His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.

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