You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
