Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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