I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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