The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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