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say what?
wanna hang out?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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