Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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