I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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