Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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