god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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