all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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