I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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