I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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