He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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