Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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