Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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