Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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