i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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