I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Randomize