Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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