I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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