do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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