we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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