check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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