Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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