So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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