I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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