I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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