you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
God gave him joint rollers for hands
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
