The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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