quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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