i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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